reo: what's dory?
me: nemo's stepmother.
christine: hah?? no!
me: well, it didn't show in the movie, but im sure marlin marries dory.
reo: oh i know! it's that ellen degeneres (only that! reo pronounced her name as something else!)
me, christine and suria: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
me: it's ellen degeneres!
reo: edmund! help me, don't just keep quiet!
edmund continues keeping quiet, waiting very patiently for his mee goreng.
somehow the conversation become tense after ellen degeneres was mentioned. you guys can probably guess what we started to talk about.


anyway, here are some riddles:
1) where do dogs go to get their tails replaced?
2) what's the ultimate ambition for the gay astronaut?
3) what word, after adding more letters becomes smaller?


and!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER WHO IS TALLER THAN ME, BIGGER AND SCARIER. HAHAHA.
i have some advice for you,
if you ever have a boyfriend, treat him like how you treat your tamagotchi these past few nights. ! it is SITI SAYDAH's (dah! like how Din spells it!) eighteenth birthday!
haha. yeah. n but don't neglect him like how u neglected ur tamagotchi earlier, then it died and you had to restart it. boyfriends don't restart.
ok? ok.
all the best.


//when you found you